Shit High Council

The Real Rulers Exposed

You thought democracy was real? Cute. Here's who actually runs the shitty world. The Shit High Council isn't elected – it's self-appointed oligarchs who rig the game while you fight over crumbs.

About The Council

The Shit High Council is the governing body of DatXit – but unlike the real world, we expose them. These are the entities that made everything shit in the first place.

In DatXit's world, the Council has no power. The community votes on burns, lore, and chaos. Only the top burners and most active degens enter the sacred chambers.

Your voice matters here. Unlike out there.

The Six Pillars of Shit

The Banking Cartel

The Banking Cartel

Central banks printing money while your savings rot. They control the flush.

Big Tech Overlords

Big Tech Overlords

Zuck, Elon, Bezos – hoarding wealth while selling you dopamine hits.

Corporate Puppeteers

Corporate Puppeteers

CEOs with golden parachutes while workers eat shit sandwiches.

Political Theater

Political Theater

Left, right – both wings of the same shitbird. Elections are a scam.

Fake Gurus

Fake Gurus

NFT influencers, crypto coaches, course sellers – exit scammers in disguise.

Media Manipulation

Media Manipulation

News that tells you what to think, not what to know. Propaganda mills.

Community Governance

DatXit operates on SHIT DAO principles. Holders vote on weekly burns, lore additions, RaidX contest rules, and community initiatives.

Top burners get special Council badges. Most active raiders get governance weight. This isn't plutocracy – it's meritocracy for degenerates.

How to Join:

  • • Hold $DATX tokens
  • • Participate in weekly burn votes
  • • Submit content to Public Rooster
  • • Earn badges through RaidX contests
  • • Survive the chaos

"Democracy is shit. The Shit High Council is shittier. But at least we're honest about it."

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