DATXIT
The Shittiest Token on Solana
Born Dec 21, 2025. No moon, just sewer. Everything is shit – we're the exit.
El Shito's Personal Reel
Sightings captured by the masked one himself (Dec 21, 2025 Edition).
El Shito doesn't just tag – he documents. Leaked straight from his sewer phone: chaotic snapshots of the revolution around the world.
From Delhi smog to Brussels manure, NYC subways to migrant seas. All shot by the vigilante himself in 2025.
Scroll or swipe – feel the stalk.
Olympics 2024: Running On Broken Dreams And Literal Shit
El Shito Infiltrates Happy Meals – Kids Finally Get Real Nutrition
Wall Street Bull Drowning In Its Own Product
Corporate Board Meeting: Where Decisions Stink As Bad As The Air
American Democracy: Two Piles Arguing Over Who Stinks Less
Elite Education: Worthless Degrees From Worthless Institutions
Just Doo It: Your Sneakers Made By Exploited Hands
Holy Water Replaced With Holy Shit – Nobody Noticed
WHO Declares New Pandemic: DatXit Spreading Faster Than Truth
Government Transparency: Finally Sitting On What They're Full Of
Apple Keynote: The Future Is Brown – Pre-Order Your Piece Of Shit
Corporate King On Throne Of Coins And Chaos While World Burns
Democracy 2025: Clowns Leading Nations, Citizens Begging For Sanity
Pop Culture: Performing On Toilets While Fans Eat It Up
Space Billionaires Plant Flags In Shit – Claim It's Progress
Google Trends 2025: Everyone Searching Why Everything Is Shit
Crypto Empire Collapses: Tears Flow While Suits Laugh With Your Money
Climate Activism: Youth Rage While Leaders Sit In Their Own Mess
Federal Reserve Money Printer: Churning Out Inflation Like Toilet Paper
G20 Summit In Paradise: World Leaders Signing Shit While Forests Burn
Justice System: Clowns In Charge While Truth Takes A Shit
Billionaire Investors: Reading About Your Poverty While Counting Their Billions
Metaverse Dreams: Escape Reality, Enter Digital Sewage
Disney Magic Kingdom: The Happiest Shithole On Earth
Award Shows: Elite Circlejerk While The World Drowns In Shit
Crypto Bros Burn Cash: I Am Genius Says Man On Fire
Amazon Prime: Fast Delivery Of Toiletries While World Drowns
Crypto Cult: Worshipping Digital Coins While DatXit Laughs
Christmas 2025: Santa Delivers Presents Covered In Truth
Sports Stars: Surrounded By Luxury While Fans Can't Afford Tickets
Privacy - Extinct 2025: Surveillance State Where Everyone Is Watched
Sustainability Theater: Private Jets Raining Hypocrisy On The Masses
Pension Fund Managers: Hoarding While Your Future Drowns
Greed Incarnate: Elites Swim In Money While You're Locked Out
The Bailout: Millionaires Escape As The System Collapses Below
Amazon Automation: CEO Throne Built On Worker Exploitation
Your Data Stolen: Every Click Sold To The Highest Bidder
Spotify Royalties: Musicians Work For Exposure, Execs Hoard Billions
Google's Machine: Extracting Truth, Flushing Privacy Down The Drain
Hollywood Red Carpet: Glamour Show Built On Shit And Exploitation
Social Media Influencers: +740 Engagement While Earth Burns
DATXIT NEWS: Fake News Factory – Where Truth Goes To Die
Hollywood Red Carpet: Elites Climbing Over Sewage While Posing
Stock Market Rocket Fuel: Billionaires Blast Off While Charts Crash
Surveillance Headquarters: Every Move Watched, Every Thought Tracked
Spotify Royalties: Artists Beg For Exposure While CEO Sits On Gold
Student Debt: Generation Shackled While Billionaires Play Monopoly
Corporate Sustainability: Private Jets Spray Hypocrisy While World Drowns
Full Self-Doo-Doo Mode: Billionaires Playing God From Golden Toilets
Your Privacy Extinct: Data Harvested, Packaged, And Sold To The Highest Bidder
Amazon Empire: CEO On Throne Of Boxes While Workers Pump Out Profit
Privacy Extinct 2025: Last Telephone Booth On Display In Surveillance Museum
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Reserve Hole Burns
Every token burned makes your bag scarcer. No inflation. No bullshit. Just pure deflationary mechanics through the Reserve Hole.
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A masked vigilante strikes from the sewer. Tagged 17 countries. Interpol watches. The legend grows daily. Who is El Shito?
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Fair Launch (100% to Community)
No team allocation. No VC rounds. No presale. pump.fun launched Dec 21, 2025 – everyone had equal opportunity.
Zero Tax Buy/Sell
No rug mechanics. No hidden taxes. Pure degen chaos. Your tokens are yours – no siphoning, no bullshit.
Permanent Deflation (Reserve Hole)
Burn tokens forever. 90% to dead wallet (11111111111111111111111111111111). 10% to treasury. Every burn = scarcity.
DAO Governance (Realms)
$DATX holders vote on RaidX rules, lore, burns, and chaos. Your stake = your voice. No CEO. No board. Pure democracy.
Join The Sewer
The shitty world ends where DatXit begins. Flush politics. Burn supply. Meme your way to the exit.
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NYC Times Square – He was here
2025-12-31